Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2008, at 10:28 PM
happy birthday LYNN!:)
i bought a super cute doramon mouse lo!
lol, sheila says it looks retarded la,
but i think normal doramon is retarded looking enough la,
so yea! hahahahaha.
eh eh eh EH!
got blue light somemore, when connected to my lap!
^^ jealous nottttttt?
HAHAHA
i am super bored la now.
ohoh let me share an incident with everyone.
fucking gross la, but quite funny.
ok here it goes,
Once upon a time,
there is this fisherman, lets call him ah seng.
Ah seng out to sea to catch fish, duh cause he is a fisherman.
so he happily packed the necessities cause he will be out in the sea for days to a week.
then he rows his boat and goes out to the sea.
then he stops in the middle of the sea,
then started fishing.
idk why, when he starts fishing he gets horny la,
i think is because he is out in the deep blue sea alone,
nobody to accompany him and all, so he got the sudden urge lo.
but is not the main point uh, let carry on,
THEN!
he caught this stingray, and he flipped it over,
and say this hole at the bottom.
so to fulfill his urge and pleasure needs,
he actually fuck the stingray sia!!
can you imagine?
walao.
so he did this a couple of time when he is out in the sea.
and finally one day!
he got this pregnanted stingray i think,
then so he did the same thing to it,
then the stingray retaliate, and stung him on his ass,
and he died!
lol!
i think he died more honourably than steve irwin lo,
at least he get stung because he rape a stingray,
whereas steve irwin died because he is admiring the stingray.
LOL.
i am damn bored thats all.